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- Genie's resume is filled with important first wishes. Among them are the Grand Canyon, hot dogs, and baseball. He's an all-American Genie.
- Genie is our CWG (Chief Wish Granter). His experience with granting wishes is as extensive as it is impressive, dating back thousands of years!
- Did you know that genies change bottles every so often? Similar to hermit crabs, sometimes they just need some new space. Genie last changed his bottle a few decades ago. He's due.
- Genie attended high school so long ago, he was the original high school superlative. He was voted simply "The Best."